I AM THE ONE AND ONLY!

Is this reality?

I've just come out of Hospital. I've been in a coma for 8 months. We went to an anime convention and this guy dress as a Pokemon fell over onto a huge Vegeta statue, which fell and knocked me out...

I'm fine now, but some days i feel if i've actually awoken in the real world or the magical world of my mind?

Hav'nt done one for ages, but here goes...

Oh i sit on my bed and lay,
I better not tell my parents are gay,
my brother came out,
my parent did a shout,
and now he gone to hell,
he sucked on his boyfriends bell,
has he fell,
to hell,
but she found a shell,
My mum said oh dear,
dad said i hate being queer,
so we all sat round and had a beer
as we had nothing to fear,
except a deer,
which shouted come over here,
The car did a shunt
as my mum liked my cunt

Now i'm happy

MUM & DAD I'M GAY ANDS THERE NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!, IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT DAD, YOU CAN GO KILL YOURSELF LIKE MUM DID!

Well been talking to Saffi abit this week, and i'm sure shes flirting with me? Well she got undressed in front of me, well she was showing me her new top and skirt she bought lol. But for some reason i felt a little aroused. Might be because she has a picture of the Disneys aladdin on the wall lol. (No) i dunno i just seems i don't get on with men very well, i'm sure Ronald would like it, but i better not tell him that i might be abit bi-Curious. LOL

I'm abit addicted at the moment, but i had some more Extreme Visions last night. It was like i was floating about my bed, but wasn't a dream, but real. It could have been real i guess? I've heard the physics can be a real thing? Bah...

Oh yeah i'm back at uni. Moved into a new house i fink i scared my housemates off lol. well FUK them i guess, if they can't accept that i'm in love with higher entities.

Haven't really got to know my new housemates yet though, but might keep it too myself. One of the girls in the house Saffi seems like a nice girl and i might tell her about myself. Theres two boys in the house as well they pretty sweet. They tryed cooking a huge pasta dish but it got all burnt lol.

Wow finally had a chance to go to another cosplay outing with my friends. Wow it was fantastic they said they are going to one in America next year. Not sure if i'll go though as i'm very new to it :-). Its great fun though.

P.S I'm having a child lol a metaphysical one that is :-)

I can't fink of a name though

Hera XXX

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My friend told me to get a myspace so heres mine

http://www.myspace.com/herathegreat

Hope it works lol

Well i finally got a boyfriend yay, been going out with him for a week now, but he keeps on trying to sex me up all the time and its getting really annoying, i'm not sure what to do? i've explained to him that i'm a virgin (well sort of in a metaphysical sense)LOL and don't know what to do?

I could try explaining to him that i'm a christian or something, but i doubt it would work as he's seen my room lol and its very unchristian. lol Black walls, bats hanging from the ceiling (plastic ones) LOL, then again LOL i have some crosses, but have skulls on them.

I suppose i'll will give into temptation soon LOL i'm not a teen anymore. :-(

WHAT THE FUK IS WRONG WITH ME ARRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOL

Sorted him out now :-)

I'm feeling really glum,
I really need a job
i think i'm going to kill myself,
as i am a lousy bum,
Oh its not my fault i always say,
but then i quesiton if i'm gay,
but i really do fancy this guy,
but i know it won't happen cos i'm shy,
Oh well i better die,
or perhaps back that pie...

I choose Death :-(

I finally had an excuse to dress up in cosplay lol as it was my friends birthday the theme was "cosplay"... Now i'm pretty crappy at making costumes, but decided have a go. I made a better version of my transformers costume from last year, but sadly it was far too big and i fink i would look a litte odd sitting on a bus with a load of cardboard boxes stuck to me lol, i had to fink of an alternative LOL So i dressed up in a Beautiful female Rome Outfit (post a pic soon) and this is were i meet my boyfriend Adam, he was dressed up as an Roman Centurian lol se we hit it of easily.

Hope you like the new look of my page. It far too modern now with sleek black and well me updating it of course lol. Going leave another message on Gregs answering now lol i miss him so, he never responds back!

Hi!!

I have been so very busy. Firstly I have been writing my book but most importantly I have been trying to win Greg back. For almost 4 months!! I have also been travelling alone- wasnt as scary as one might think. I went to Egypt with family... BUT more importantly I wrote a new poem,

Life is like lard
really freaking hard
I can cook with a bard
but the conversation is hard
i'm thin in the chin like a bin
but my mim is prickly like a jin
is that why im so fin?
sitting in the dim?

Oh i try to cook with a pan,
Its not my fault i fancy Han,
Its just all a shame
When i eat Ham,
Hmm i fancy spam,
with that Ham
Because i can.!

I've just gained 3 pounds in the last week, OMFG! i've become the fing i hate the most. I was so thin, so very thin, Greg will never love me now!

Hades Killed Zeus! OMFG, OMFG. Maybes its to do with my poems, they didn't please him!

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I love Enya
If you hate it you can go to kenya
Stick you in a pen ya
Cos I love enya
Her voice is soft as silk
If it had a flavour it would be milk
I hear she wears a kilt
A sword she carries in her hilt
Like a warrior princess
I condone incest

Why am I always late?
Why can I never get a date?
Why am I tied to this fate?
I'll never find a mate
Except my weird friend Kate
But she always makes me wait
It makes me hate
She always bloody debates
While my eyes inflate
Oh kate
Why not date
me?
I am not a lessie
But I do eat aunt bessies
For me brekkie
I hate trekkies
They are speckies
On my necky
which is long
like celine dion's
But...
I look like kate winslet
if she's really a dinslet
cos I win at
LIFE

i DON'T REALLY CARE
If you all think I stare
I'm fully aware
That I'm friends with a bear
My life isn't fair
Why can't we just share
Don't let your housemates cut your hair
Take photos- I don't care

Life is a journey
I am very purdy
I fancy Gerdy
I won't follow the herdy
My custard gone all curdy
When on toilet, I turdy
I can't be long I must hurry
It's all so blurry
I'll cook a curry
My words don't slurry
Double vision-blurry
My mongol chops are furry
But I like to touch them frequently
In front of the tv
With my favourite dvd
I take all the used tissues
and tell them I miss you

Greg

Why do they all go quiet?
Is it because I'm on a diet?
I know I am very thin
Shame about the chin
I watch them from my window
So I know it's safe to go
My head keeps saying noooo
Why go?
My feet dance slow
To the sound of enya's voice
Zeus is my choice


Greg is dead to me

Hera 2006 xxx